JCW’s “The Gathering” Results
July 23-July 26, 2014
Wednesday Night – Kaiju Big Battell
Tournament for The Holy Hatchet Of Shangri-La:
(1) Kung Fu Chicken Noodle beat Hell Monkey.
(2) Unlucky #13 beat Grudyin.
(3) All American Beetle beat Tucor.
(4) GAMBLING Bug beat French Toast.
(5) The Weedmeiser beat Yarsmenko.
(6) Dusto Bunny Beat Uni Bouzo.
(7) Special Tag Team Attraction (Non Tournament): Paco & Pedro beat The Iron Brothers.
(8) The Weedmeiser beat Kung Fu Chicken Noodle, Unlucky #13, All American Beetle, Gambling Bug, and Dusto Bunny to claim the The Holy Hatchet of Shangri-La.
– Host/Announcer: Louden Noxious, KG on The Music Cues, and referee El Sparko.
Thursday Night: Exotic Ladies of Wrestling
(1) Shonda Boomer beat Melanie Cruise.
(2) Neveah beat Miss Dislexia.
(3) Jewels Malone pinned Amazing Maria.
(4) Stacey O’Brien beat “Miss Natural” Heather Patera.
(5) Lylah Lodge beat Samantha Heights.
(6) Heidi Lovelace pinned Angel Dust.
(7) Main Event: Crazy Mary Dobson beat Cherry Bomb.
– Ring Announcer and Host: KG Kevin Gill, referees Sparkey Ballard and Drew Taylor, and D.J. Carlito on the Turntables.
Friday Night: Road To BloodyMania
(1) Necro Butcher beat Richie Boy Briar Wellington with The Butler and The Maid.
(2) Madman Pondo & Crazy Mary Dobson beat The Butler & The Maid.
3) Weedman & Hyzaya beat The Haters.
(4) Kongo Kong destroyed Pepper Parks and Colin Delaney.
(5) Ring Ryda’s beat Super Strong Tiger & Spider Monkey.
(6) Officer Colt Cabana beat Zach Gowen.
(7) Main Event: JCW Hvt. champion 2 Tuff Tony beat “The Emo Warrior” Jimmy Jacobs.
– Ring Announcer and Host “The Voice Of JCW” KG Kevin Gill, referees Sparkey Ballard and Drew Taylor, and D.J/ Clay on the turntables.
Saturday Night: Bloodymania 8
(1) Kongo Kong pinned Necro Butcher inside of a Steel Cage.
(2) Shockwave The Robot & Zach Gowen & Weedman & Hyzaya beat Jimmy Jacobs & Bryer Wellington & The Haters.
(3) The Ring Rydas beat The Hooligans in a wild Tables, Ladders, and Chairs match to regain the JCW Tag Team Championships.
(4) Moshpit Mike outlasted Ron Mathis, Smokey C, Darkstorm, Markus Crane, John Wayne Murdoch, Strict-9, Josh Crow, Terex, Ruff Crossing, Jesse Amato Austin Bradley, and Jewels Malone to win the Bloody Rumble! The rules of “Unlucky 13: Juggalos Bring the Weapons Bloody Rumble” was four competitors start the match and a new competitor emerges every 60 seconds; eliminations only when thrown over the top rope, to the floor, while bloody.
JCW Commisioner Violent J inducted 2 Tuff Tony into the JCW Hall Of Fame!
(5) The Boogeyman terrorized and beat Officer Colt Cabana before unleashing a worm shower upon the groveling officer. Note: Boogeyman ate worms with the juggalos before, during, and after his match.
Madman Pondo & Crazy Mary Dobson beat “The Iron Demon” Shane Mercer & Heidi Lovelace in the first intergender tag team match in Gathering history.
(6) Main Event: JCW Hvt. champion 2 Tuff Tony pinned Tommy Dreamer in a match that was at times scientific, at times extreme, and at other times in the crowd!
Post-match: Dreamer said that in 25 years of wrestling he had never wrestled at 5:00 in the morning before and that it’s a rare TREAT to have a career “first” so many years into his career. He also said that he had received numerous phone calls and messages from wrestlers encouraging him not to come to the Gathering, and that he had one message for all of them: “FU!”
– JCW Commisioner: Violent J, Commentary by Shaggy 2 Dope & KG Kevin Gill, referees Sparkey Ballard and Drew Taylor, Ring Announcer Upchuck The Clown, and D.J. Clay on the Wheels of Steel.
[ FYI: Bloodymania 8 was filmed and edited live and will be released soon atHatchetGear.com . Also, catch a new episode of the Kevin Gill Show atKevinGillShow.com every week with up-close-and-personal interviews with musicians and wrestlers via @OgKevinGill ]